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Only in Delhi (Real life story)

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DAY 1
Primary School Teacher:
Samajh mein aaya?
Student:
Madam aap ne smile kar diya, woh hi kaafi hain

DAY 2
Student:
Madam aaj aap ki choti chhoti lag rahi hain, kya baat hain?

Written by Raju Bist

June 21, 2013 at 5:02 pm

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Scene in a marriage: Smart hubby

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Wife (serving poha to husband): What will you have with this, the aam ka achaar prepared by your mom or the new pudhina chutney that I made yesterday?
Husband: A little bit of both, dear…
Husband (To himself): A smart husband knows how to keep both his wife and her mother-in-law happy

Written by Raju Bist

June 8, 2013 at 8:59 am